tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8036783011533033395.post8387138218462698670..comments2021-05-08T04:08:28.482+10:00Comments on Whine Lovers: Waitressplaining: Waiting for a tableFool Critichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920152734047019041noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8036783011533033395.post-57759170030799313952013-02-01T10:34:23.662+11:002013-02-01T10:34:23.662+11:00Great post, can't help thinking your maths is ...Great post, can't help thinking your maths is a little off, should be:<br /><br />y = ('number of customers currently occupying tables' + 'which stage of their meal they are at') / ('current kitchen capacity' + 'speed of current wait staff')<br /><br />Maybe you should hand whingers a blackboard with this equation and some chalk and let the pricks work it out for themselves. Would probably give them something else to be self-satisfied about!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8036783011533033395.post-7123455039494980602013-02-01T00:06:28.927+11:002013-02-01T00:06:28.927+11:00Like getting happy face stickers and lollipops at ...Like getting happy face stickers and lollipops at the doctor? I like it. <br /><br />"WHAT THE HELL KIND OF TWENTY MINUTES DO YOU CALL THIS?"<br /><br />"Have a sticker." (sticker says: "I was a BRAVE BOY for waiting in line at [Restaurant Name] today!")<br /><br />"AWESOME!"<br /><br />Fool Critichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12920152734047019041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8036783011533033395.post-83239827491846512442013-01-31T19:41:55.494+11:002013-01-31T19:41:55.494+11:00For customers to make this connection, they would ...For customers to make this connection, they would have to have a certain level of maturity. Unfortunately when most people step into a restaurant environment, hungry and confused as to how the system works, they regress back to being five years old again. Restaurants should hand breadsticks out at the door to quell hypoglycemic outbursts and general dumbfuckeryRogue Winohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10963991830248344293noreply@blogger.com